This is The News |
 Issue number 21 |
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Thieves stole 600 loaves of bread from an empty delivery lorry yesterday.
A familiar question was re-opened - How Sunday School children are to be attached to the Church, and once more the use of adhesive stamps was recommended.
The projector was worked by Mr Moore and Mr Gordon and when the light failed through the bulb fusing Mr Boyd explained that seals do not drink salt water.
Save time and cut fingers with a parsley mincer.
After viewing the headless, armless, and legless torso, Coroner Marvin Rogers and Coast Guard Captain Willie E. Carr both voiced the opinion that the 65-year-old real estate agent had been slain.
Marie who lives in Audley Range said today: "I have wanted to be a gnome ever since I read in a magazine article about what people's reactions might be to a real live gnome."
Grandad, 2 litre GL, 1976, 35000 miles, spotless condition, price £3800.
The Headlines again:
Australians lead in gas emissions
Monster halibut heads for Kent
Keep eye out for mutants
Chinese break down walls to see foreign sights
Man died of natural causes
Tortoises held hostage as lobster war turns nasty
Strawberry speaks of death wish
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