It's in the Stars
Your monthly astrology report
by Psychic Psue

Capricorn (Dec 22-Jan 20)	Sometimes it just seems that you have no control over your life. Fate has a path set out for you though, and no matter what you do, you will find that it is destined for you to have full control.
Aquarius (Jan 21-Feb 19)	Light plays a vital role in your life this month. Try to do as little as possible when there is no available light. In fact, it would be better to stay in bed when there is no light!
Pisces (Feb 20-Mar 20)	Beware of the man with the long flowing cloak, sharp teeth and pale complexion.
Aries (Mar21-Apr 20)	There can be nothing more certain than that this month will find you performing the things that you need to do. Do the things you want to as well though. Try not to do the things you shouldn't though.
Taurus (Apr 21-May 21)	Once the moon has risen severalfold beyond the date of reckoning, do not eat of the yogurt, nor drink of the milk.
Gemini (May 22-Jun 21)	This month, you must pay no attention to your horoscope.
Cancer (Jun 22-Jul 23)	The movements of the planets in and out of cancer this month brings absolutely nothing for you, as the effects of them are so minute that they can have no actual bearing on your life. A bus going past would have a greater gravitational effect.
Leo (Jul 24-Aug 23)	The movements of the number 63 bus around the outer circle, moving into the town centre, mean that this month is a good time to go shopping.
Virgo (Aug 24-Sep 23)	Take your time. As they say, more haste, less speed. If you rush things you will have to take the consequences of them goign rong/
Libra (Sep 24-Oct 23)	All your plans for this month will come to fruition. Some of them will work out just as you have been hoping for or even better. Others may not work out as well, and some may even fail to meet your criteria for success completely, but be reassured there will be an outcome.
Scorpio (Oct 24-Nov 22)	Red and green should never be seen if you're watching a black and white movie.
Sagittarius (Nov 23-Dec 21)	Don't you just hate it when the writer of the horoscopes shows that they are running out of ideas by the time they get to your sign?

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