Issue number 1

Installed: 30-4-2000

Postbag

A selection of this month's letters.

John Flynn writes:

Dear Edittttttttor,

I have just finished browsing The Surrealist Worker (partly complete). The lack of any inclusion of the words "female arse fondlers" (in that order) left me feeling very empty and disappointed. Please remedy this situation or I shall never ever recommend your site to anyone in the future.

SW responds:

Never let it be said that we ignore requests at The Surrealist Worker. We might absolutely refuse to act upon them, but our disgust will be registered. Whilst we will do everything we can to accomodate our readership, we can unfortunately not pander to the whims of every weird reader who can put three words together.

Under no circumstances will the words "female arse fondlers" ever appear (in that order) on this web-site. If that is what you are looking for, then I suggest that you ask Jeeves. You will get no female arse fondlers here.

John Flynn responds:

I am still somewhat dismayed that my request for "female arse fondlers" to be mentioned on your pages has met with such negative response. May I remind you that YOU ARE NOT IN IT FOR YOURSELF! No, sir, you are there to provide what we, the readers, want, like, and demand. Think about it, and then realise your mistake.

SW responds:

We know perfectly well that we are not in it for ourselves, we are in it for the money. Until we get some, there will be a complete embargo on female arse fondlers (in that order). They don't come cheap you know.

In the meantime, we may be able to afford some arse fondling females, and while this may not satisfy you, it will make us extremely happy.

Then things got a little messy.

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