Issue number 2

Installed: 01-6-2000

Campaigning for you

We Want It Now!

People have different feelings about it. Some people can't get enough of it, others don't even like the idea of it, but there's one thing for certain, there never seems to be enough of it. Don't knock it unless you've tried it though. You'll have never tasted anything like it.

I would never leave home without it. It is so necessary to the modern way of life, that many people couldn't live without it. Whether you take it with a mixer, or you want it giving to you straight, there should be more of it to go around.

Now is the time to get it out in public. Make sure everyone can see it. The current level of it is a national disgrace, but it is kept under wraps. Ask your government representative about it, and they'll probably deny any knowledge about it. They may even ask you what it is!

Our intention is to demand that the government supplies it to anyone who wants it, without the usual difficulties and costs involved in getting it. We want to ensure fresh supplies of it, and assurances that it will never be taxed. It should be readily available to the common man.

If you feel strongly about it, then you can help us get it into the public domain by spreading the word about it. Shout it from the rooftops. Write letters about it to the newspapers.

If there are enough willing people, then we will hold a demonstration about it. We will march on Whitehall shouting our slogan - "We want it, and we want it now!"