It's in the Stars
Your monthly astrology report
by Psychic Psue

Capricorn (Dec 22-Jan 20)	Tread softly, for the road is long and busy. Summer holidays approach, and this is an ideal time to pamper yourself on a foreign holiday.
Aquarius (Jan 21-Feb 19)	Things should go swimmingly for you this month. Keep yourself fresh with a healthy diet and crystal clear water.
Pisces (Feb 20-Mar 20)	The world just seems to be passing you by as you stare from you window. Don't be fooled by the promise of freedom however. Take the leap from security and you may find yourself out of your depth.
Aries (Mar21-Apr 20)	Don't follow the herd, get out there and lead it. It's no good being sheepish, if you don't stand firm, you'll only get the wool pulled over your eyes.
Taurus (Apr 21-May 21)	Pushing your weight around can sometimes work against you. Whilst there can be many benefits, you will find that those who have to clear up after you will be cursing. Take stock of the situation first, and you then should be able to see that there is no need to go charging in.
Gemini (May 22-Jun 21)	Wise may be the one who takes everything with a pinch of salt, but never go round to their house for a cup of tea.
Cancer (Jun 22-Jul 23)	Drop the act. Your performance was ropey at the best of times, but it's now time to give in and accept that you were never all that convincing.
Leo (Jul 24-Aug 23)	One can never have enough when there is too much to go around. Give some of it away, and it will all come back with further stocks of more. Ninety percent of the time can't be wrong.
Virgo (Aug 24-Sep 23)	Padding is not the answer. Do not try to extend anything past it's due lifetime. A joke's a joke, but to everything there is a sensible cut off point. The art of anything is to know when to stop. Don't keep going long after it is necessary. You will find that one word will often be sufficient rather than using an excessive number of words to get a point accross. Brevity is the soul of wit. Keep things simple and short.
Libra (Sep 24-Oct 23)	Relax and let go. All will come together without much effort. Life should be free and easy. Let others struggle under the yoke of oppression, enjoy!
Scorpio (Oct 24-Nov 22)	Try to control your temper. Whilst it may at first seem that snapping at others gets things done, you will find people resent your attacks. Keep your vicious barbs to yourself, and people will respect you more.
Sagittarius (Nov 23-Dec 21)	Many is the sage who is wise after the event. If you really want to make an impression, shoot first and answer questions after.