Issue number 4

Installed: 01-8-2000

Special Holiday Promotion:

Come to Paradise!

Why not spend your holiday in Paradise this year?
There really is nowhere on Earth like it.

• Luxury celestial accomodation in the Olympus Hotel, or get back to nature in the Arcadian Camp Site.
• Michelin accredited food in the Valhalla Feasting Hall.
• Relax in the Nirvana Spa.
• Enjoy team sports on the Elysian Playing Fields.
• Pick your own fresh fruit from the Garden of Eden.
• A wide variety of rides including a new attraction for this year - Ra's Chariot of the Sun.
• Join our Reincarnation scheme and you can come back time after time!

Don't just take our word for it. Here's some comments from previous visitors:

For he on honey-dew hath fed,
And drunk the milk of Paradise.
Samuel Taylor Coleridge

'Tis very sweet to look into the fair
And open face of Heaven.
John Keats

...a paradise for women.
Robert Burton

He did not think with the Caliph Omar Ben Adalaziz,
that it was necessary to make a hell of this world to enjoy paradise in the next.
William Beckford

Paradise, divinity, we are inspired as we approach your sanctuary.
Friedrich von Schiller

...heav'ns to suit the tastes of all.
Thomas Moore

By one man's disobedience lost, now sing
Recover'd Paradise to all mankind.
John Milton

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