It's in the Stars
Your monthly astrology report
by Psychic Psue

Capricorn (Dec 22-Jan 20)	Beware of placing too much trust in an Aries. You can never be sure what they are intending, and they may well be out to get you. Make sure you are always on top instead.
Aquarius (Jan 21-Feb 19)	Don't be so wet.
Pisces (Feb 20-Mar 20)	Everything will be coming your way. The sun always smiles on you, and everybody loves you. You are intelligent, witty and wise. Then again, you don't believe in this sort of rubbish, do you? You might as well ignore what I've said as it's all wrong.
Aries (Mar21-Apr 20)	Watch out for that Capricorn. With their normal paranoia they think you are out to get them. It's probably wiser to get your retaliation in first.
Taurus (Apr 21-May 21)	It's time you got out more often. Fresh air and plenty of healthy exercise is just what the doctor ordered. Just mind where you're walking.
Gemini (May 22-Jun 21)	Your twin personalities come to the fore this month as everyone remarks on the way you seem to be in two places at once.
Gemini (May 22-Jun 21)	Your twin personalities come to the fore this month as everyone remarks on the way you seem to be in two places at once.
Cancer (Jun 22-Jul 23)	It is time to give away all your possessions and join the trees in the forest. Let out the squirrel within.
Leo (Jul 24-Aug 23)	Now is your time, for success is undoubtedly roars. It's no good lion back and resting, get out there and seek your audience.
Virgo (Aug 24-Sep 23)	Don't make any hasty decisions. Fools rush in where angels fear to tread. Don't enter into anything, as you won't be able to undo the damage later.
Libra (Sep 24-Oct 23)	Now is the time to really go for it! It's time to splash out on all those things that you have promised yourself. Can't you hear them calling to you? On the other hand, it would perhaps be wiser to to save your money for the moment, better safe than sorry.
Scorpio (Oct 24-Nov 22)	Accident prone as ever, watch out at the end of the season. If you're not careful, you could have a disastrous crash and be rescued from the wreckage by your colleague's old best friend, only to be involved in a shoot-out where all your friends may, or may not, end up dead, but who can say, there are plausible ways in which you could all be resurrected should someone want to make a new series.
Sagittarius (Nov 23-Dec 21)	Don't shoot yourself in the foot by setting your sights too low. Aim higher and you will have more chance of hitting your target. Be realistic however. Aim too high and remember, what goes up, must come down!